[Tangent: Of Celebrity Litigants] USDC Judge Radkoff Explains How Sequestration May Be Ineffective In A Ubiquitous Smart Phone Age: But Palin’s Loss Will Stand, On Appeal.

I will cross post this one here (as we await a formal notice of appeal from Ms. Holmes — she has less than 30 days to enter it), since I would wager Ms. Palin thought she was improving her chances by taking the stand — just as Ms. Holmes thought… both based on their celebrity status. It didn’t turn out that way, for either of them — though perhaps (from my observations) Ms. Holmes helped her case measurably more than Ms. Palin (who actually roundly damaged hers, with much of her time on the stand).

In any event, I did wonder, about the rather unconventional approach of offering a bench ruling on ultimate liability, even while the jury was still deliberating, in such a high-profile, widely- and apparently, instantly- covered… case.

It seems at least some of the jurors did see a screen push notification, of the able USDC Judge’s Manhattan decision, entered in open court, while in a nearby room they were still deliberating, or after they headed home on Monday. And of course, a jury verdict in favor of the NYT was returned on Tuesday. Here is the latest, this morning, then — from the courtroom:

…ORDER:

It is the Court’s uniform practice after a verdict has been rendered in a jury trial to have the Court’s law clerk inquire of the jury as to whether there were any problems understanding the Court’s instructions of law, so that improvements can be made in future cases. Late yesterday, in the course of such an inquiry in this case — in which the jury confirmed that they had fully understood the instructions and had no suggestions regarding jury instructions for future cases — several jurors volunteered to the law clerk that, prior to the rendering of the jury verdict in this case, they had learned of the fact of this Court’s Rule 50 determination on Monday to dismiss the case on legal grounds.

These jurors reported that although they had been assiduously adhering to the Court’s instruction to avoid media coverage of the trial, they had involuntarily received “push notifications” on their smartphones that contained the bottom-line of the ruling.

The jurors repeatedly assured the Court’s law clerk that these notifications had not affected them in any way or played any role whatever in their deliberations. The Court also notes that when it proposed to the parties, during oral argument on Monday morning, to render its Rule 50 decision later that day but to permit the jury to continue deliberating so that the Court of Appeals would have the benefit of both the Court’s legal determination and the jury’s verdict, no party objected to this plan.

Nor did any party object when the Court reconvened later that day, outside the presence of the jury, and the Court indicated that it was prepared to issue a Rule 50 decision at that time. Indeed, no party objected to this procedure at any time whatever. Nevertheless, in an excess of caution, the Court hereby brings the foregoing facts to the parties’ attention.

If any party feels there is any relief they seek based on the above, counsel should promptly initiate a joint phone conference with the Court to discuss whether any further proceedings are appropriate. SO ORDERED. (Signed by Judge Jed S. Rakoff on 2/16/2022) (kv)….

As they say… this story is… developing. Check here for updates, but Sarah Palin will never win on these facts. She may appeal, but even a new trial will come out the same way. She mustered no evidence on which the federal and state law as it now stands could ever offer her a recovery.

Just as Ms. Holmes coming appeal will be… futile. The evidence was… overwhelming. So… onward.

नमस्ते

“Now, THAT’S What I’m Talking About!” Amanda Seyfried: March 3, 2022.

If someone (anyone!) actually found Martin Shkreli’s manifold travails interesting enough, they could make a mini-series / movie like this — due out, from Hulu — about him, as opposed to the largely hackneyed “video-tabloid-mag” pieces now out, on his story so far….

But from the looks of this trailer, below — the cast has truly nailed the Holmes scandal — dead to rights.

If I had to, this is one I’d pay to see in theaters long form, but I will also certainly catch it on Hulu, as a mini-series (and I cannot wait to see Jennifer Lawrence’s movie version — for Apple!):

Onward, ever smiling. Smiling into the chilly gloaming, now.